April 26, 2010
A couple of weeks ago, a friend at work (holllller, Amy!) sent me an email about Wedinator.com… a Web site whose “prime directive” is to “trash your special day.” Now, I know what you’re all thinking - ”Well, that’s pretty negative directive.” – and I know this, because I thought the exact same thing.
That is until; I ventured onto the site and laid these baby blues on what can only be described as some of the most retina burning images ever. And yes, I just coined the term “retina burning,” because they’re the kind of images that stick with you, long after you’ve clicked out and moved on.
Intended as ”all in good fun” humor, - well, I suppose until you land on it yourself – this site allows people to upload, vote, digg, share, tweet and retweet photos from the more colorful moments / colorful weddings around the world. Whether you saw it on a site or lived through it yourself, Wedinator.com gives people the opportunity to share and exploit their most outrageous wedding pics… that will – at the very least – make you feel better about your life for the sheer, simple fact you’re not in them.
Here are some of my favorites from Wedinator’s Finest:
#1) A helpless groom tries to get his new wife / life together… but with little to no luck. Hahaha! Reminds me of the end scene of Sixteen Candles when Molly Ringwald’s sister took “a few too many” muscle relaxers to ward off the discomfort of her “monthly gift.” Classic.
#2) Maine – perhaps home to the greatest General Store ever – really knew what they were doing when they put this little piece of heaven together. I mean, I know when I picked out my wedding gown, the only thing that could’ve made it better was the ability to practice my right to bear arms and drink a cold beer. Hahaha!
#3) This next one is a real prize, and with one glance, you can see why. While it pretty much goes without saying that brides want their grooms to be several things, I’m almost 100% certain scary, muderous ninja is not one of them. Wow.
#4) And speaking of ninjas… who invited this guy?
#5) Not to be outdone by ninjas, pirates also like to show up on the big day… and apparently take brides captive with a wink, smile and loaded barrel rifles. Why???
#6) And what wedding guest wouldn’t want to share their cake… especially with a guest as “cuddly” as this one?? GROSS!
#7) Following the adage, “share and share alike,” nothing says harmony and romance on your wedding day quite like these underage, future felons of America… awww, memories.
And for more photos just as magical as these, feel free to log in and tune on to Wedinator.com.