Forcing a Wedding Connection for the Love of Sex and the City

Kim Cattral & Miley Cyrus, sporting a dress that looks good no matter if you're 16 or 60!

Kim Cattral & Miley Cyrus

I’m sure you’re all familiar with the “six degrees of separation” theory.  It’s the same theory people used to show how all celebrities are connected by six degrees or less through Kevin Bacon.  Haha!  (Does anyone else find using the former Footloose frolic-er as the placebo here as hilariously random as I do?)  Well, for all intents and purposes, I will be putting it into play for this post as well… the theory, that is… not Kevin Bacon. 

While today’s blogging bit may not be exactly six degrees off, I’m using the common denominator that the first Sex and the City movie was all about Carrie and Big’s tumultuous twists and turns during their road to the alter, in order to justify writing about my total, over-the-top levels of anticipation for its sequel.  (SH$@*HG$#&GF!!!!!)  That’s supposed to symbolize my girlish giddiness.  Awesome, I know.

Anyhoot, People.com just released an article revealing some of the movie’s “some-things-to-look-forward-to” features, and I couldn’t be more pumped to discuss them all with you!  Among the delicious details is news of celebrity guest appearances from big names, such as Penelope Cruz, Miley Cyrus, and dare I even name drop it?… Liza Minnelli.  That’s right, even Ms. Minnelli will be pasting on her best false lashes and fluttering for the silver screening of this big sequel.  Too and Much. 

Ohhh, the 80's

Ohhh, the 80's

Another juicy gem is the knowledge that the finest (“finest” being the operative word) fashions of the 1980′s will be out in full force through a memory Carrie recalls during a flashback.  Reminiscing when she first moved to the Big Apple and met her co-starring counterparts, Parker’s character will be dolled up and decked out in clothing from the most cringe worthy era ever.  For cereal, how can you not love that?

Patricia Field, the famous fashionista behind the iconic styles of Sex and the City and downright genius of the threads – if you ask me, went on to divulge that there will also be some exotic settings to watch for.  The cast and crew will spend about six weeks shooting in Morocco, which means the film will not only have babushka 80′s bangs, but belly dancers and Bedouins!  (Oh my!)

As for the Mr. and Mrs. Big newlywed networkers, Field is keeping her lips sealed.  (Boo!)  You know that girl knows we’re all DYING for some baby news!  Just like the age old saying, first comes love (aka Seasons 1-6 of the series); then come marriage (aka Sex and the City: The Movie); then comes (fill in your name here) in the baby carriage (Sex and the City: The Sequel)… I’m just saying :)